leprochaun's lair

afternoon people. its been a while hasn't it? i know what your thinking, you thought i was dead right? no such luck bastards! im not dead, im still kicking. so stick that in your bong a smoke it! im not really sure why im even bothering with this, none of the sadacts that wasted here time listening to me are outside of an assylum by now. But maybe i can drive a new generation insane, yay! like the generation game with bruce forsythe. id like to give him a fucking brucy bonus! Or am i gonna write and run again? i dont even know. well, im doin nothing these days, cant even find the time to drum anymore. but i still have one arm like popeye if you get my meaning! but seriously i am keeping up with the music, both bands are still runing, albeit on empty. university is vast approaching, and im gonna miss the ship cause i hate exams. i know i can do it, why the fuck do i have to prove to some fat bald bloke, who states goin from sofa to fridge as exercise, that i can multiply sin x? im thinking of becoming a full time tramp, the benefits are astounding, as much turps as you can drink! and ne bus shelter as my home? why wait, join today! butr i dont think my new girl friend would be happy bout that. the smell would kinda stop all romance really, you cant make out in a biohazard suit and gas mask. its work tomorrow, wow, how fun, i think i might just shove a red hot poker up my nose and scramble my brains, cause thats what work does to you kids! it kills braincells quicker than drinking 2 and a half bottles of scotch in 20 mins. Anyway, food has arrived so im off to feast, ciao bella!

merry christmas, and bon noel to evry1. i come bck to you at this time to deliver this yuletide post. schools out, and im happy as a pig in shit. works also out so im doin 3/5 of fuck all, all day! RESULT! so im lookin forward to a season of excess, late night tv, and booze ups... so its not a brilliant holiday then. Overeating, and a surplus of turkey, you buy it for christmas but ur eatin it all year, lovely. then, late night tv aint wot it shud b. i dnt fancy watchin bbc news 24, after midnight, watchin paint dry while makin love to a cheese grater seem preferable. where did all the late night horror movies go to huh? plus relentless chrimbo reeruns are less than invitin. and alcohols good, except the morn after. thats no feelin i wish to repeat. so hears to a uncomfortable holiday to u all, and good luck gettin pairs of socks for chrimbo. ta ta.

allo allo allo. again im gonna bore the masses, but today i went shopping for halloween stuff, cause the garage where 1 of the bands practices needs so decorating. ( its a rock band, so the halloween image kinda fits) and we found the bargainis bargain eva! hanging shrunken head decoratins from poundland. total value and the crowning achievement of the place. in other news schools back in, and so am i. Unfortunatly. the year is starting off as usual, with some reluctance, and bollocks to A2 maths. when the fuck am i gonna need half that shit. i dont care what sin(a+b)=. its totally not useful. a pox on all pure maths. anyway, gotta go, must go and scour my testicles off with bleach and a wire brush, preferable to another pure maths lesson anyway. aufwiedersein, au revoir, caio and good bye.

well, im doin it again, arent i? neglecting this site
So i bet none of u care any more, but i am going to inform u of an upcoming site, i havent finalised the name or anything, but it is coming soon. it is going to chronicle my experiences as a drummer in two bands. although neither are successful, infact both are just starting. but i wish to chronicle the trials and tribulations of a growing band. Plus some other stuff that should amuse the masses. If any one has any thoughts or complaints. or just wants to tell me that im an uninterestin unfunny, C U Next Tuesday. then drop me a line on my message board. i am trying to get rid of that annoyin NOFX background, cause you cant read shit. so laters for now.

well, im doin it again, arent i? neglecting this site
So i bet none of u care any more, but i am going to inform u of an upcoming site, i havent finalised the name or anything, but it is coming soon. it is going to chronicle my experiences as a drummer in two bands. although neither are successful, infact both are just starting. but i wish to chronicle the trials and tribulations of a growing band. Plus some other stuff that should amuse the masses. If any one has any thoughts or complaints. or just wants to tell me that im an uninterestin unfunny, C U Next Tuesday. then drop me a line on my message board. i am trying to get rid of that annoyin NOFX background, cause you cant read shit. so laters for now.

just done it, the act of defiance to end all defiance, just got .net messenger, against my parents wishes. VIVA lA RESISTANCE!!!!!! they are coming, must go...

helllllooooooooo! it has again been a eternity between my last post and this sorry attempt. however i've been really busy so fuck anyone who disagrees! i feel like breaking this transmitton with some turrette's syndrome so.... FUCK SHIT CUNT FUCK FUCK ARSE LICKING MOTHER FUCKING CUNT BITCH ARSE BASTARD WANK WANKING WANK SHITE BITCH TWAT FUCKER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! thats for all those people who don't like me, just to let you know that the feeling is mutual. Anyway, i haven't really done much except for school work ad sleeping, but i have managed to fit in some drumage were possable,but im still comparativly shite.
i wish to continue trolling the local canal for billygoats and shopping trollies so TTFN!

good day to you all. Its been a while again, but i have an exploit to talk about so WEEEEEEEEEY HEEEEEEEY!. Also i have been told by a good mate of mine, and annoying literary genius that i have spelt memoires wrong. yet as you can see the crazy varmit hasn't told me how to spell it correctly yet. Anyway. This tuesday, the band that is oli, adam, steven and myself rented a practice room for three hours of constant musical murder. However the overall sound was quite pleasing, not counting the high pitched ringing coming from the microphones and endless feedback. It was after this practice that i then morned the loss of some of my drumsticks. After three hours they were cosiderably lighter on wood, and i had a considerable amount of tinder for my hobo fires. Oli's guitar was definately THUMBS UP (he'll know what i mean) and adam and steven rocked with their guitar mastery, and we're hoping to make these practices a regular occurance. anyway SEE YOU LOT IN DAVEY HAVOK'S LOCKER. NATCH